"Sat-Nav"

"Sat-Nav" is a mysterious entity in the sport of SlapSmack. Twice banned from clubs for reasons ranging from corruption to legal harrasment, this unknown figure breifly owned Liverpool Looters ASSC after his buyout of the team for 2 Rice Krispies Squares in September 2011. Pictured on the left is a possible match on "Sat-Nav", rumoured to have been taken moments after the buyout, near to where the secret transaction supposedly took place. "Sat-Nav" was then overthrown in light of his legal harrasments of Cook, in a debat headed and found guilty, by Binns. Te punishment for "Sat-Nav was to be forever banned from the BSSA, or for at least untill he said sorry. There has been no trace of "Sat-Nav" since the case, however it was speculated that he was residing in Chechnya, where he is playing for the local team in the newly founded RSSA, and plotting his revenge, However this has not been confirmed.